Archive - Rude Astrology’s Newsletter

Venus In Leo: Worship Me Or Leave.

Your guide to Venus' secret code for love and good times this month.

Jun 16 • Rude Astrology

Nothing Is Going Right and Here's Why.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if every totem of shame got destroyed? welcome to the month of identity crisis.

Jun 10 • Rude Astrology

May 2026

Do Not Miss The Opportunity Of This Week's Alignment.

A chance to make the universe work with you instead of against you.

May 24 • Rude Astrology

DO NOT LOSE HOPE!

An astrological guide to navigating the upcoming energies to your best advantage and why you losing hope is the biggest mistake you could make right…

May 23 • Rude Astrology

You're One Of The Founding Members!

May 10 • Rude Astrology

Your Rising Sign Represents Your Ancestral Mission.

Your rising sign represents the things your family struggled with that you’re meant to have in abundance by constantly reactivating the ruler of your…

May 8 • Rude Astrology

Is Hantavirus about to be the next Covid?

Are we on the precipice of a new global pandemic? In other words: Chat, are we cooked?

May 7 • Rude Astrology

I Won The Birth Chart Lottery, I Had To Learn To Let My Potential Go.

What an exalted placement has to learn to get over boredom and disappointment.

May 7 • Rude Astrology

So, you're mentally exhausted..

This past week has been one of the roughest astrological alignments especially mentally. You find yourself having to make a big decision and you just…

May 6 • Rude Astrology

Full Moon In Scorpio: Not The Time To Give Up.

Right in the middle of the main event battle, there comes a moment when you're tempted to give up. Nobody tells you that what you give up and what you…

May 2 • Rude Astrology

April 2026

Don't Panic! You're About To Break Up!

Welcome to another edition of what's happening in the sky this April. The last week is all about testing how bad we want it and the karmic lesson behind…

Apr 26 • Rude Astrology

How Your Astrology Can Help Turn Your Biggest Struggle Into Your Biggest Blessing (Part I).

Your biggest struggles were meant to give you an edge over life. They're secret talents that were turned against you. Here's the guidebook on how to use…

Apr 19 • Rude Astrology