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Notes from the sick bed, Glory be John McGinn, & Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. It's free this one!
 • Martin Kelner
23:55
Don't come home too soon Scotland, plus Nicola can keep the egg poacher, & the classic movie Casablanca - a gay love story for the ages …
 • Martin Kelner
42:11
Schnorrers awake! Free preview of Prime Kelner, showing later this week in which I perform the classic film Casablanca using only my own…
 • Martin Kelner
6:00
For those of you trying to cope with World Cup fever, a preview of the first few matches. Exclusive and free...
....although we do give you a little nudge about possibly subscribing (once a Guardian man, always a Guardian man)
 • Martin Kelner
25:29
Exclusive and free! Kelner's guide to World Cup 2026 based mostly on racial stereotypes. Plus what's the deal with white eggs?
 • Martin Kelner
25:29
From time to time I mentioned David Sullivan in my much loved and sorely missed (by me mostly) Guardian column. In this piece from 2010 I…
Karren Brady, therefore, was sidekick to two scrotal chaps, Sullivan and also Alan Sugar. The programme Junior Apprentice, Chelsea's 2010 cup win, and…
 • Martin Kelner
A repeat of a broadcast (sorry narrowcast) you may already have heard
It's the one about the BBC, David Walliams's lousy children's books, lambs'trotters, & the possibility of alien existence. Including your genial host's…
 • Martin Kelner
46:33
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All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm aiming for with Un Podcast de Martin Kelner.
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