ABOUT CELLAR DOOR PROSE
WELCOME!
Hi, I’m Maddie 🖤
I’m a PNW-based author who is currently trying to write and live abroad.
I have a few things to check out and subscribe to, right now:
“Mom, If You’re Reading This…” is an off-beat travel blog to record my journey traveling and writing.
NO SPOILERS. An equally off-beat book review series.
The Clean Plate Club 🍽️
“Mom if You’re Reading This…”
If you’re not a fan of travel blogs, don’t worry—I’m not either. Too often, they’re idealized, romanticized, and designed to make you feel discontent. Mine does none of that. Instead, I offer a raw, honest account of what it’s actually like to chase your life’s calling. Spoiler: it’s not pretty. It’s lonely, scary, and sometimes downright icky. But it’s also freeing—worth every month of planning it takes to make a move like this. If you’re on the fence about following your own path, give my blog a read. See if you’re up for it.
NO SPOILERS
A horror and speculative-fiction book review series (with a bite). I try to keep it brief and keep each book’s best secret to myself. I’ll give you a quick run-down and my personal quip. I try to keep it spicy. If you have any books you want me to review, send me a message! 🖤
The Clean Plate Club 🍽️
A fresh series of cannibalistic recipes. Fully satire. 100% delicious.
When I’m not posting blog letters or book reviews, I’m usually pounding out some creepy sh*t.
Buy my debut horror anthology, Welcome to the Godmachine, here
Check out my newest publication, “TENANCY",” with HamLit, here.
Visit my website and follow me on social media @cellardoorprose
Why subscribe?
I’ll eat your firstborn child if you don’t 🥰💖
