Archive - WorkmanShit®

Football People, AI Psychosis, and the Last Mile of Reality

A new immigrant, a city of eight million people, and the desperate 2003 hunt for one single human who knew what offside meant.

Jun 16 • Neela 🌶️

The Weird Little Habit That Keeps Me From Spiraling

Hunting for Good Shit - A User's Manual

Jun 2 • Neela 🌶️

May 2026

Has Your AI Model Gotten Stupider?

Explaining AI Shrinkflation, Toblerone, and the Alignment Tax

May 26 • Neela 🌶️

The Most Expensive Worker in the Office Isn't Human!

How compute costs are complicating the fantasy of mass AI replacement!

May 19 • Neela 🌶️

A Bill of Rights for Substack and Everything Else!

You Have the Right to Remain Yourself

May 12 • Neela 🌶️

The Difference Between Letting Go and Looking Away

Sad Marcelo and the Doctrine of Doing Nothing

May 5 • Neela 🌶️

April 2026

Death by Roadmap

Somewhere Around Series B, You Stopped Believing Your Own Pitch

Apr 28 • Neela 🌶️

Calm The Fudge Down. You're Not Behind!

Why Knowing Less About AI Might Be The Smartest Thing You Do In 2026!

Apr 21 • Neela 🌶️

What Does It Cost to Live at 50 Percent?

Second Chances Are For People Who Were Paying Attention!

Apr 14 • Neela 🌶️

Originality Is Overrated!

Execution Is Everything.

Apr 7 • Neela 🌶️

March 2026

How Male Insecurity Became a Subscription Service!

Algorithmic Masculinity! Is the manosphere less a movement and more a business model built on recurring insecurity?

Mar 31 • Neela 🌶️

Six Rounds of Interviews, A Take-Home Project, And A Partridge In A Pear Tree!

The Ghost Job Economy

Mar 24 • Neela 🌶️