Me and are BACK.

With Famed Unreal Press Black Party Organizer .

To talk ALL ABOUT.

CARBON PAGES.

HOW DANIEL’S NOT GOING TO WRITE AGAIN FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

AND THAT EVERYBODY ELSE BESIDES DANIEL SHOULD STILL QUIT WRITING.

ARTISTIC NERDS ACCIDENTALLY CREATE FASCISM. WOOPS.

IT’S HOT AS BALLS IN SPAIN.

ONE SKELETON KEY FOR BORING AND BROKE IN BUENOS AIRES.

BTW THERE IS ONLY ONE DEFINITIVE AUTHORIAL INTERPRETATION PER STORY .

LITERARY MOSSAD HONEYPOTS.

TOPICS DANIEL DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT.

AND MORE.

Including a pretty sick intro poem Daniel wrote for our pod.

“Your videos are black like rainbow hematite,

Your visuals the opal caves of volcanic rum

Your screen is dark like a tray of burnt bacon bites,

unscrubbed for thirty years by sponge and soap scum.

King cringe and jesse your discussions are like sitting with plato, mediated by Descartes

eighteen plus, your takes are hotter than catalytic converters,

this library pays no late fee, deluded diversions, protruded perversions,

makes one go on a hate spree, you're the prince of psyop when you conduct subverted subversions”

VERY COOL THANK YOU DANIEL!!!!

AND REMEMBER TO BUY CARBON PAGES HERE FOR MOTHER RUSSIA OR SOME SHIT

ME and are BACK.

With Jedi Master/Sith Lord/ULTRA COOL GREY FORCE USER .

TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW:

THE STAR WARS PREQUELS ARE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINALS.

THE AUDIENCE IS ALWAYS WRONG AKA GEORGE LUCAS IS A GENIUS.

APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

PREQUEL PARA-POLITICICAL PSYOP RELEVANCE.

KOTOR 2. EVERYBODY LOVES KOTOR 2.

JAR JAR AND WATTO RACIAL PROFILING.

SHOTA PREQUELS VS INCEST ORIGINALS.

THE BEGINNING OF BRAINROT.

NATALIE HERSHLAG > CARRIE FISHER. NUFF SAID.

CGI VIRTUE SIGNALING.

Okay Episode 5 is pretty cool admittedly.

ALSO THE SEQUELS ARE WOKE DEI TRASH.

BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

And remember to complete your Jedi training YOU AUTISTIC PADAWAN by buying JACK’S EXISTENTIAL AUSTRALIAN EPIC SLEEP CAPRICORN.

AT JEDI COUNCIL BONFIRE BOOKS.

Or alternatively

YOU CAN ALSO BUY IT FROM SITH LORD BEZOS ON AMAZON.

ME and are BACK.

With STRALIAN STRAORDINAIRE .

TO TALK ABOUT.

EXISTENTIALISM IN STRALIA.

HOW FUCKED PUBLISHING IS AS A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE IN STRALIA.

HOW RICH MATERIALISTIC BOOMERS ARE THE FINAL BOSS IN STRALIA.

POLITICS. HOW ABOUT NAH. IN STRALIA.

LEWIS’S WRITING SECRETS. IN STRALIA.

AND MAKING IT OUT OF LIFE ALIVE IN STRALIA.

SPOILERS BE SOBER AND SHOW UP ON TIME.

JOIN THE LEWIS CULT BY BUYING THE EVERLASTING HERE

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

ME AND ARE BACK.

WITH IRELAND’S FAVORITE PLASTIC PADDY.

.

TO PINCH EACH OTHER.

NO HOMO.

BUT ALSO DISCUSS.

IRELAND.

HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

ALL ABOUT FANTASY. REMEMBER THE WITCHER?!?!?

A REAL HONEST DISCUSSION OF DULLAHAN: SAMHRADH.

WPM’S BOOK.

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS IRISH COWBOY BEBOP.

TARANTINO AND PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON MOVIES BECAUSE WE CAN.

AND WHAT CHAMPAGNE YOU NEED TO GET SMASHED WITH TO REVIEW THE BOOKS OF YOUR PEERS.

YOU NEED TO POUR IT INTO A COWBOY BEBOP MUG.

REMEMBER TO FORCE FEED WHITE PILLS TO WHITEPILLMEDIA BUY BUYING HIS BOOK HERE

ME AND ARE BACK.

WITH .

TO TALK ABOUT.

HOW TO REALLY GET ACCEPTED BY POETRY CIRCLES.

HINT HINT.

BUY A DIFFERENT SHADE OF PAINT FROM THE ARTS N CRAFTS STORE.

WHY BAD POETRY IS SO GOOD.

BEING SIGNED TO A PUBLISHER AND STILL BEING BROKE.

NO EXPLANATION NEEDED THERE.

THAT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP WRITING ABOUT BPD ART-HOE BITCHES.

WHY WUTHERING HEIGHTS WILL NOT MAKE YOU HORNY.

NO SERIOUSLY WE TALK ABOUT WUTHERING HEIGHTS FOR LIKE THE ENTIRE BACK HALF OF THIS PODCAST. INCOGNITO RAPEWALKER EP YOU FEEL ME.

AND MORE.

AND REMEMBER TO SUPPORT YOUR WHEEL-CHAIR-BOUND BLACK/MEXICAN/WASIAN/JEWISH DOWN SYNRDOME CUCK COLONIZED TWO-SPIRIT POC POET JASPER BY

READING ECHOLALIA REVIEW

BUYING ECHOLALIA REVIEW

READING FEMOID

BUYING £, FLESH

Me and are BACK.

With .

TO THEORYCELL ABOUT.

THE FACT THAT CONSERVATIVES SUCK.

LOTS OF WILLIAM BLAKE RELIGIOUS DEBATING.

WHY THE FUTURE OF THE ENTIRE WORLD RESTS IN HAPABOREA.

BLUE RASPBERRY SUPREMACY.

AND OF COURSE HIS SEMINAL DIXIE NOIR.

GIVE UP THE GHOST.

WHICH YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR BOY PCM CHRIST BUY BUYING IT HERE.

ME AND ARE BACK. WITH .

TO RANK THE BEST ALBUMS OF 2025.

THIS LIST IS FINAL AND NON-NEGOTIABLE.

YOU ARE WRONG.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE WRONG.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS PLANET IS WRONG.

ESPECIALLY ANTHONY FANTANO.

FUCK THAT BITCH.

LISTEN OR DIE (OF BAD TASTE).

AND REMEMBER TO SUPPORT YOUR BOY KALOB WITH HIS OWN MUSIC

ME AND JESSE ARE BACK. WITH GABRIEL SINCLAIR. AGAIN.

TO RATE ALL THEM LEFT WING HOS.

AND DUDES.

I’M JUST SAYIN LIKE HALF THESE LEFT-WING FEMALE INFLUENCERS ARE MEN.

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE.

BUT WE THREE POWER THROUGH ALL THAT AND RATE ALL THESE FREAKS FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

TO SEE WHICH.

LEFT WING WITCH CAN CONFIDENTLY STAND LEGS SPREAD APART.

AND BE CALLED THE LEAST UGLY AMONG ALL THE GOBLINAS.

FOR HAVING AN ACTUAL SNATCH.

AND REMEMBER YOU CAN SUPPORT GABRIEL SINCLAIR FOR SUFFERING WITH US BY SUPPORTING HIS GROUP’S PATREON.

ME AND ARE BACK.

WITH KENNETH RYAN HARTLEY

TO DISCUSS THE HISTORY OF &amp MAGAZINE.

THE DOWNFALLS OF FACEF*GGING.

MORE??? /LIT/ LORE.

THE INS AND OUTS OF HIS BOOK CHICKENWORLD.

CALLING OUT ARK PRESS UH OH.

AND WHERE THE SCENE NEEDS TO GO.

FOR ALL OF US TO MAKE IT.

BUY CHICKENWORLD TO SUPPORT YOUR BOY &AMP

ME AND ARE RIDING BAREBACK.

WITH

TO RAPE RATE ALL THE MOST NOTORIOUS MASS/SERIAL/KILLER FEMBOIS.

THAT WERE DEFINITELY NOT CREATED BY THE FEDS.

JUST BUNCH OF LOONY CRAZY KILLERS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaha. ah.

CHECK THE BODIES.

CHECK THE WEAPONRY.

CHECK THE PHYSIOGNOMY.

CUZ WE’RE GONNA SEE WHICH BOTTOM BITCH CUMS OUT ON TOP.

BTW MORE IMPORTANTLY FOLLOW CAP ON X SO YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ALL HIS EPIC CONTENT

ME AND ARE BACK.

WITH .

TO TALK ALL THINGS MUZAK.

THE SECRET SAUCE BEHIND HIS DISCOGRAPHY.

SOMEHOW IT DOESN’T ENTAIL SMOKING.

YES HIS AVATAR IS A LIE.

WHY THE ONLY REASON FOR GETTING INTO MUSIC.

IS GETTING GIRLS.

RIGHT WING BANDS.

REMEMBER MATTHEW MELTON?

CONVICTION IN ART.

NOBODY HAS ANY ANYMORE.

AND MORE MORE.

AND ALSO HERE’S YANCEY’S LINKTREE SO YOU CAN STREAM/BUY/DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO WITH HIS MUZAK

ME AND ARE BACK.

BECAUSE WE NEVER STOPPED CUMMING.

WITH SEAN KILPATRICK.

TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE STUPID CUNTY BOOKTOK BITCH ON THE PLANET.

FUCK ALL THESE WOMEN.

DO THEY EVEN READ?

OR DO THEY JUST USE THOSE GLASSES TO MAGNIFY THE PENIS THEY’RE GARGLING SO THEY CAN MEMORIZE ITS SHAPE FOR FALSE RAPE ACCUSATIONS LATER???????

We also talk about Sean’s writing career and style in general that’s cool too.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WE FIND OUT WHICH BOOKTOK BITCH NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED THE MOST IN ALL OF BOOKTOK-DOM.

BUY TANTRUMS TO HATE WOMEN AS MUCH AS SEAN KILPATRICK AND WE DO ON THIS PODCAST

4.5 HOURS OF PURE POD.

1ST HOUR: WITH AUTHOR WE DIVE FOR THE REMAINING SKELETON KEYS IN PRINCE OF SAIDON THAT HADN’T DUG UP YET. FUCK YOU JACK. ONLY WE CAN CUCK OTHER PODS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

THEN.

THE NEXT 3HR AND 30MINS:

THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF LIT WITH AFICINIANDO .

I’M NOT FUCKING JOKING.

THE.

ENTIRE.

HISTORY.

OH YOU STILL THINK I’M JOKING?

HERE ARE THE FUCKING NOTES BITCH.

ALSO MILES CHIMES IN EVERY NOW AND THEN TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH THE UNREAL BLACK PARTY.

NOW WAS IT A DUMB IDEA TO PUT TWO TOPICS TOGETHER SO IT TURNED INTO AN ULTIMATE POD EDGING ENDURANCE RUN?

YES.

WAS IT STILL BADASS AS FUCK AND WE ALL FELT ACCOMPLISHED WHEN WE ALL FINISHED TOGETHER?

YES.

IT’S ALMOST LIKE THIS WAS OUR OWN ARDUOUS TREK INTO AN ENDLESS DESERT IN SEARCH OF SELF-MASTURBATORY GLORY AND ADVENTURE.

SO THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD COME BUY PRINCE OF SAIDON RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

And if you don’t have money, that’s okay. I don’t either. That’s why you can always

DOWNLOAD ALL THE FREE STUFF HERE (18+ ONLY)

And just like last time,

ALL versions of H8 SPREE I have been definitively revised to VERSION 2.0 with plot continuity fixes, formatting changes, and joke rewrites.

THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT AND SUPPORTED ME WITH THE LAST RELEASE.

AND IF YOU BUY THIS ONE, REMEMBER TO BE VERY IRRESPONSIBLE WITH IT.

THE SHARKS ARE BACK!

ME AND interview LIT LEGEND TO FURTHER UNRAVEL LIT HISTORY

WITH THE SHOCKING REVEAL OF THE TRUE CULPRIT WHO RUINED THE CYOA (You’ll never guess who, I’m SERIOUS).

AND THEN WE COLLECT ALL THE SKELETON KEYS OF NESMER’S LATEST BOOK THE BATH PROCESSION.

Unfortunately, OGDEN then has to do a secret job for Olamehd, so me and Jesse roll solo and bullshit for a good couple hours about:

THE TURNING POINT OF AMERICA,

How much Jimmy Kimmel DOESN’T DESERVE free speech,

Why normie taste needs to die,

And much more!!!

NO SERIOUSLY IT’S LIKE THE LAST 2 HOURS OF THE EPISODE AND WE TALK ABOUT ALOT OF RANDOM SHIT.

BUT BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO ALL THAT YOU SHOULD BUY THE BATH PROCESSION BY OGDEN NESMER OR BE SIMULATED INTO AN ETERNAL AI PURGATORY HELL UPON YOUR DEATH.

and I are BACK. DOWN UNDER. With .

TO TALK ALL THINGS RAJA JACKSON.

BECAUSE THAT’S THE THING TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW!!!!

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT JACK NORMAN'S PROCESS.

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT AUTHENTICITY VS AI BASED ON HIS RECENT ESSAY FROM WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE

AND WE SURE AS FUCK DON’T GET ALL THE SKELETON KEYS TO JACK NORMAN’S NEW BOOK SLEEP CAPRICORN.

WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? WE'RE HERE TO BREAK DOWN THE MOST CURRENT NEWS ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS SUPER DUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT.

NOT A BOOK THAT WILL BE FORGOTTEN IN LIKE 1 DAY.

UNLIKE CURRENT SOCIAL MEDIA THING.

WHICH IS ETERNAL.

SO BEFORE YOU FORGET, PRE-ORDER JACK NORMAN’S NEW BOOK SLEEP CAPRICORN HERE BEFORE IT ARRIVES ON OCTOBER 15TH VIA BONFIRE BOOKS.

That’s right my fans, H8 SPREE II now has a physical version that you can fondle with BOTH HANDS.

Physical version also comes with sick blurbs on the back from my homies , , , and

FUCK THE NEW YORK TIMES OR WHATEVER OTHER SHITTY PROFESSIONAL LIT WEBSITE DOES REVIEWS.

MUTUALS ONLY.

The e-book version you can buy on Kindle if you don’t know how to use 7zip/don’t own a computer/like giving money to me. That’s cool too.

But do note H8 SPREE will ALWAYS BE FREE ON SUBSTACK/POAST. PERIOD.

SO DOWNLOAD ALL THE FREE STUFF HERE (18+ ONLY)

BTW ONE MORE THING

ALL versions of H8 SPREE II have been definitively revised to VERSION 2.0 with plot continuity fixes, formatting changes, and joke rewrites.

So if you ever thought about getting on a list buy reading the most politically incorrect genre fiction book on the planet,

NOW’S THE BEST TIME TO DO SO!!

Me and are BACK.

With to do a NO HOLDS BARRED SPOILER DEEP DIVE into his Gothic Western EPIC FEDBOOK:

The ins and outs of John’s writing process.

Carpentry and Authenticity.

Authorial verdict on what happens at the END of Fedbook.

Why all university professors are FAGGOTS.

And a SNEAK PEEK at John’s new upcoming novel [REDACTED]

And much more.

An essential listen for every citizen of NINEVEH 20XX

BUY FEDBOOK OR YOUR WORKPLACE MIGHT JUST BE THE NEXT PERFECT LOCATION FOR A FALSE FLAG. JUST SAYIN.

ME AND are BACK.

LITERALLY.

FROM A TRIP.

WITH

The meeting of the minds happened and me and Jesse are here to tell you all about it:

LIVING BUFFALO 66

THE REALITIES OF BEING HALF-BLACK/HALF-JEWISH.

SELTZER-COFFEE.

A RETARD’S GUIDE TO BECOMING A THRIFT SHOP EXPERT.

THE DEFINITIVE REVIEW OF EDDINGTON.

HOW WE ALL ENDED UP IN DELTA FORCE NOW BECAUSE WE SHOT GUNS.

WHY CHILI’S IS THE NEW MCDONALD’S AND SHOULD REPRESENT AMERICA IN THE UN.

AND MORE.

WATCH NOW.

REMEMBER TO BUY SOAP SCUM

Me and are BACK with Omar King to discuss his latest and GREATEST book An Odyssey Of Dingbats! We deep dive into many aspects of his art which spirals into an even deeper dive of Omar’s entire storied writing career:

BTS DINGBATS! SECRETS YOU NEVER KNEW

THE DINGBATS!VERSE

INFILTRATING THE DIMES SQUARE SCENE WITHOUT KNOWING IT (AND MOGGING EVERYBODY WHILE DOING IT)

FINDING REAL LOVE IN REAL LIFE

AND MORE

IF YOU MISS THIS ONE, OMAR’S GOING TO FIND YOU IN HIS DREAMS AND KILL YOU. DON’T ASK.

BTW BUY OMAR KING’S BOOK AN ODYSSEY OF DINGBATS! HERE