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So, lately I’ve been hearing a lot about the “manosphere.” In case you have a real life and you don’t spend 24/7 on the internet, I’ll tell you what the manosphere is. Basically, it’s a bunch of average dudes who really think their shit doesn’t stink, their atrophied brains are superior, and their shriveled dicks are three times bigger than reality who sit around in a circle talking into a microphone and about their deep misogynistic thoughts. A lot of their sentences start with “The reason why I don’t date is…” and they use the word “female” instead of girl or woman or mom. And all of their problems circle back to the women and never to them.

So, imagine a 5 who thinks he’s a 10 staring intently into a camera while he says shit like, “The reason I don’t date females is because they’re too loud/opinionated/fat/ugly/smart/stupid/educated.” And in the back of your mind you’re thinking, “You don’t date females because women meet you, realize you’re a douchebag, and they would rather be alone.”

Ever since Larry Ellison bought TikTok and MAGA-fied the algorithm, my feed has been flooded with these fools spouting their absolute nonsense. I try not to watch them, but it’s the perfect form of rage-bait for me and I can’t look away.

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Many of us think the United States is in a very bad spot right now, but I didn’t realize just how bad until recently. Over the last week and a half I have received a few messages and emails from folks who are worried, scared, pissed off, and just plain freaked out. The common theme throughout these messages is: “What should we do, Jen? What’s the plan?”

Umm…fucking hell, you guys. Is it that bad that you’re turning to ME for advice regarding the overthrowing of a dictatorship?? I’m the gal who throws f-bombs, not real bombs. I’m the one who makes dark jokes and buys spells from Etsy witches. I’ve got good ideas if all you want to do it literally burn shit down. I have so many matches. But when it comes to real, actual, helpful advice, I’m at a loss, y’all.

However, no one is coming to save us. I think that’s been made very clear to us by now, so if we don’t come up with a plan, then we are going to be in deep shit pretty quick. So, I did what I do whenever I have a problem I can’t solve: I asked the Google and the TikTok.

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This morning I woke up with a sense of dread because I hadn’t seen my passport in a while and I’m going to need it next month.

Not to worry, I thought. I'm sure it’s …

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Every day I wake up and find one more reason to be embarrassed by the jackasses the dumbest people in the United States elected to our highest office. Every time there’s a news conference, I can barely pay attention because I’m blinded by the spray painted shit nailed to the wall behind the president’s head. (

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I’m a goddamn psychic. Get me a crystal ball and I’ll tell you the future! Actually, I don’t even need a crystal ball. I just need a functioning brain, a ridiculously deep knowledge of romance books, and eyes that can see.

You might remember a few weeks ago when I fantasized about a conversation between JD “Couch Fucker” Vance and his wife, Usha. In my 100% made up discussion between the two, I said that Peter Thiel had ordered Couch Fucker to dump Usha and make Erikkka Kirk his new wife. That way he’d have a real shot at the White House. He can’t be the president of a bunch of racist mofos when his wife isn’t white and she’s the daughter of immigrants. And we all know that Couch Fucker wants to be president. I read his shitty book. I know what’s in his black heart. He wants to be president sooooo bad. He’d literally do anything to get that job. After attending an Ivy League University (which he now denounces as woke), he aligned himself with the anti-Christ hunter, Peter Thiel (spoiler alert, Pete, the call is coming from inside the house), conveniently forgot that he called DJT “Hitler” when he agreed to be his VP, and now he’s villainizing people who rely on SNAP, holding the money hostage even though he once benefited from food stamps. Basically, he’s a hillbilly troll who pulled up the ladder behind him and now he has an eye on the White House, and he has no problem changing who he is to get there. Including dumping his wife.

MAYBE.

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After all the crying and screaming the Republicans do about “Don’t call me a racist!” and “Don’t call me a Nazi!” another leaked group chat has come to the surface with Republicans showing they are…wait for it…of course, racist Nazis.

So, in case you missed this story in the midst of all the other horrific things happening in this country, a group of Young Republican leaders got caught dropping the N-word like commas and musing on the benefits of gas chambers. Now, when you see the word “young” and you hear J.D. “Couch Fucker” Vance scoffing at the thought that these “kids” are just behaving like regular silly kids, you might think, “Oh, were these high schoolers? Maybe even a college student or two mixed in there?”

NOPE.

These folks were in their 20s and 30s. Most of them hold real jobs in the world that impact our politics. Many of them are being groomed to be the next great hope for the Republican party. And, sadly, two of them are from my state. I say sadly, but I’m not surprised. One of them worked for Kris Kobach, who is really just better at keeping his racist, xenophobic, anti-semitic thoughts quieter than the fool who worked for him.

And, in case you were wondering if these assholes issued an apology, you can rest assured they did. In fact, their apology was so backassward and Republican-esque, I’m surprised they haven’t been offered cabinet positions yet. Their apology boiled down to: “Did I say some shitty things? Yes. And am I sorry? Of course! I am sorry that someone who I thought was equally shitty, and thus would be cool, leaked these messages. Fucking narc.”

Of course, I’m mad that these young leaders spoke like this, but honestly, I’m more angry with Vice President Couch Fucker. VP Couch Fucker just keeps defending this shit and it's getting on my last nerve.

I wonder what dinner is like with his Indian-American wife, Usha, and their biracial kids after he’s gone on the Charlie Kirk Show to defend these Boy and Girl Wonders? Maybe he doesn’t have to defend it. Maybe Usha is down with it.

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Never in my life did I think I’d become a conspiracy theorist, and yet, here we are. Thanks to Donald Trump and his lying ass friends, I have lost touch with reality. I can’t believe a word they say. I have to doubt every bit of information they give us. I have to second guess my own brain and sometimes I have to just say, Nope, nope, nope. I’m not buying what these hucksters are selling.

That’s exactly how I feel right now about these supposed text messages written by the alleged killer of Charlie Kirk. Keep in mind, the young man they nabbed is 22-years-old. He spends the bulk of his time in online forums and/or hanging out with his roommate/lovah, and we’re supposed to believe that he wrote these text messages?

Absolutely not. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you can read the full exchange here. Once you’ve read these messages, go ahead and watch my video and see what I have to say.

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I’m thinking Kash Patel and his bros used ChatGPT to create this exchange. I think the prompt was: It's almost like someone put a prompt into ChatGPT: "Write a confession email between an assassin and his trans lover. Make sure you include the entire breakdown of how the murder was committed. Start with a note left under the keyboard of the assassin's computer to start this whole long-winded confession. Make sure to include a motive and the planning time (maybe a bit over a week?) so we can get the death penalty. Add in that the gun belongs to the assassin's dad and grandpa. Be sure to make it sound like he's a Boomer. Use phrases like 'old man' and 'squad car' but throw in some weirdly placed f-bombs to make the murderer sound hip. Be sure to reference memes that were left on the bullets, dislike for DJT and MAGA. Use letters that were sent from the battlefields during the Civil War to set the tone."

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Come on now. I’ve about had it with the conservatives in this country acting so outraged over the murder of a racist, homophobic, sexist, lying troll who called for Christian Nationalism to sweep the country.

Yes, he was a person. Yes, he was a husband and a father. Do I think he deserved to die? Absolutely not.

But don’t get it twisted, Charlie Kirk was no angel.

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Oh Em Gee, who else watched Unknown Number: The High School Catfish? This one is blowing my mind a bit. The way I yelled, “Holy shit!” was very similar to way I yelled it when I watched Abducted in Plain Sight. Remember that rollercoaster of a shit show?

Okay, let me just stop right here and say: IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE CATFISH SHOW YET, THEN STOP READING THIS RIGHT NOW AND GO WATCH IT.

I AM GOING TO SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FOR YOU, AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPOILERS STOP NOW.

OKAY, here we go….

Oh, you want some spoilers? Okay, here’s your synopsis of this insanity: two 13-year-old kids (Owen and Lauren) started dating, and soon after they started receiving horrible, disgusting, anonymous text messages. The messages were so graphic and sexual in nature, it was weird. They seemed so mature for two young kids. But it had to be someone they knew, because the texter would tell them things that only someone close to them would know. And when the texter wasn’t bragging about their torrid affair with 13-year-old Owen, the texter was telling the young girl she was hideously ugly and should kill herself.

Nice, right?

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