﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[IAN’s Substack]]></title><description><![CDATA[My personal Substack]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png</url><title>IAN’s Substack</title><link>https://ianross77.substack.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 09:28:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ianross77.substack.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[ianross77@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[ianross77@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[ianross77@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[ianross77@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Blaze of Glory]]></title><description><![CDATA[He didn&#8217;t open every door,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/blaze-of-glory</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/blaze-of-glory</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:57:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He didn&#8217;t open every door,</p><p>He didn&#8217;t always see the light,</p><p>But he went out</p><p>In a blaze of glory.</p><p>He said: it isn&#8217;t what you care to do,</p><p>It&#8217;s what you dare to do.</p><p>Life is so short,</p><p>But sometimes it can be</p><p>Such a long story.</p><p>He&#8217;s leaving Home.</p><p>He&#8217;s found a better place.</p><p>He went out</p><p>In a blaze of glory.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Creative Urge!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh to create!]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/the-creative-urge</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/the-creative-urge</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 12:14:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh to create!</p><p>I&#8217;m really in a terrible state!</p><p>What shall it be?</p><p>Paint a painting or write a tune?</p><p>One that rhymes the Moon with June,</p><p>Or sing a song?</p><p>The kind where folks can sing along.</p><p>What about a book?</p><p>A clever one about learning to cook?</p><p>Or maybe a novel,</p><p>With characters and plot,</p><p>Not just about whodunnit but what!</p><p> But wait a bit,</p><p>Might not that be</p><p>A trifle long and hard for me?</p><p>And don&#8217;t they say,</p><p>That a screen-play</p><p>Can be written in little more than a day?</p><p>And crude as it sounds </p><p>The rewards can be way out of sight,</p><p>If only you can get the Green Light!</p><p>So let me see&#8230;.</p><p>Which of the above would be best for me?</p><p>Or better yet,</p><p>It might be quite a lot easier to let</p><p>The shadows fall,</p><p>And not do anything creative at all!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[London Girl.]]></title><description><![CDATA[London girl,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/london-girl</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/london-girl</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 08:52:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>London girl,</p><p>Tough and cool,</p><p>Don&#8217;t take no prisoners,</p><p>Nobody&#8217;s fool.</p><p>Loves her mum,</p><p>Sisters too.</p><p>Shops for vintage</p><p>In the market,</p><p>Goes out on Fridays</p><p>For a lark,</p><p>There&#8217;s no doubt at all</p><p>She&#8217;s making her mark.</p><p>Fresh out of school,</p><p>She&#8217;s London Cool.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Day in the Life.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The first time I heard The Beatles]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-day-in-the-life</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-day-in-the-life</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 12:01:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first time I heard The Beatles </p><p>Was nineteen sixty two.</p><p>I was just a kid,</p><p>But the great thing is,</p><p>That they were just kids too.</p><p>We were having a Revolution,</p><p>Both social and musical too,</p><p>And growing our hair </p><p>And God knows what,</p><p>Although we hadn&#8217;t a clue.</p><p>If you&#8217;d asked us what was happening,</p><p>We would most probably say,</p><p>Bewildered as per usual,</p><p>It&#8217;s just another day.</p><p>It&#8217;s only when you look back,</p><p>And people say  &#8216;The Sixties!&#8217;</p><p>We were there if we did but know it,</p><p>At the time it was</p><p>Just bills to pay!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[On the Joys of Napping.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When lunch is done,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/on-the-joys-of-napping</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/on-the-joys-of-napping</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:05:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When lunch is done,</p><p>And you&#8217;ve got a full tum,</p><p>It&#8217;s not a bad plan,</p><p>For a busy man,</p><p>To go for a rest-a,</p><p>What the Spanish call Siesta.</p><p>In short, after a sensible gap,</p><p>A Nap.</p><p>A nap is highly recommended,</p><p>By those in the know,</p><p>For health-giving benefits,</p><p>Both physical and mental,</p><p>Increasing one&#8217;s potential,</p><p>For the rest of the day.</p><p>It&#8217;s said that President Kennedy,</p><p>Greatly increased his energy,</p><p>In a mere few minutes,</p><p>Of power-napping his limits.</p><p>Thus he went on to slay,</p><p>The dragons of the day,</p><p>Like President K,</p><p>And the nuclear threat,</p><p>Of the So-Vi-Et.</p><p>It doesn&#8217;t have to be,</p><p>For the likes of you and me,</p><p>A Power Nap as such.</p><p>Just a closing of the eyes,</p><p>And after a few sighs,</p><p>A drowsy surrender</p><p>To an hour or so&#8217;s slumber.</p><p>And when you awake,</p><p>Refreshed and re-charged,</p><p>You&#8217;re ready for anything - at least within reason -</p><p>That Life might you lumber!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sloane Square, The World.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The centre of the Universe is where?]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/sloane-square-the-world</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/sloane-square-the-world</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 09:04:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The centre of the Universe is where?</p><p>Of course! Sloane Square!</p><p>And I was born near there!</p><p>Went there in my pram with Nanny,</p><p>To Peter Jones.</p><p>Which is more</p><p>Than just a store.</p><p>It&#8217;s a way of life,</p><p>For a certain slice,</p><p>Of humanity,</p><p>Who need unlimited opportunity to shop,</p><p>And a restaurant on top,</p><p>That&#8217;s always been there,</p><p>In Sloane Square,</p><p>With a comfort-food menu,</p><p>And an excellent view,</p><p>Of Sloane Square.</p><p>It&#8217;s the gateway to Belgravia one way,</p><p>And Pimlico Road and God knows where the other.</p><p>Yes- the Universe fans out from Sloane Square.</p><p>Maybe I&#8217;ll see you there!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[What are we fighting for?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was born in 1943]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/what-are-we-fighting-for</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/what-are-we-fighting-for</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:56:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was born in 1943</p><p>In London Town,</p><p>With Hitler&#8217;s doodlebugs raining down!</p><p>Bit of a shock to be greeted by!</p><p>Out of the womb and into a sky,</p><p>Full of hostile things that roared and stopped,</p><p>And dropped, suddenly and silently,</p><p>Then landed violently.</p><p>Another house or street destroyed.</p><p>It&#8217;s the nearest we here ever got,</p><p>To what</p><p>It must be like all the time,</p><p>In Lebanon &#127473;&#127463; and Palestine&#127477;&#127480;.</p><p>A Big Deal for London, the Blitz.</p><p>Ruined streets and homes,</p><p>Ruined lives and rubble.</p><p>War can be a lot of trouble.</p><p>Eighty plus years ago we knew it here.</p><p>It&#8217;s been peaceful since. And maybe we&#8217;ve forgotten.</p><p>But what about the streets and homes now,</p><p>That, without a Hitler,</p><p>Get bombed day and night,</p><p>Because&#8230;? What is the reason?</p><p>When reason has flown, and been replaced by Hate.</p><p>We call it Genocide,</p><p>When you can be destroyed for who you are,</p><p>Not what you did or didn&#8217;t do.</p><p>You&#8217;re going to die for the simple reason</p><p>That you are you.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tra-La-£aaa]]></title><description><![CDATA[I want to write a poem I can sing,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/tra-la-aaa</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/tra-la-aaa</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2026 09:32:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to write a poem I can sing,</p><p>So all the world can sing along -</p><p>In other words a song!</p><p>And set to music of the kind that stays</p><p>Inside the heads of millions!</p><p>In this way</p><p>A lasting legacy would be mine to thank,</p><p>And lots and lots of money in my bank!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Went for a Walk.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Went for a walk,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/went-for-a-walk</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/went-for-a-walk</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 09:06:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Went for a walk,</p><p>Wrote a poem,</p><p>Sat back down</p><p>In my chair.</p><p>Now what&#8217;s next?</p><p>Not that much,</p><p>It has to be said.</p><p>Now that you&#8217;re old,</p><p>With nothing to do,</p><p>Except  maybe ponder </p><p>On the bypast yonder.</p><p>At least you are not</p><p>Actually dead!!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[TIRED.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tired all the time.]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/tired</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/tired</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 11:23:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tired all the time.</p><p>In the golden light of afternoon,</p><p>In the morning when I open my eyes,</p><p>When I need to rise,</p><p>But long to lie</p><p>In drowsy peace,</p><p>And never face the awful day,</p><p>That only ever leads to awful night.</p><p>Then will I stare with sightless eyes,</p><p>Into the pitiless dark .</p><p>When will it ever go away ?</p><p>When will it end?</p><p>How many hours will there be,</p><p>Before I see the dawning </p><p>Of the exhausted morning?</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Couple Of Limericks]]></title><description><![CDATA[There was a young person from Spain,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-couple-of-limericks</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-couple-of-limericks</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 10:38:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a young person from Spain,</p><p>Whose prospects had gone down the drain.</p><p>When they said sorry - pass!</p><p>He said Grass in yer Arse!</p><p>In future I think I&#8217;ll refrain!</p><p></p><p>There was a young man from Verona,</p><p>Who got stoner and stoner and stoner.</p><p>When he ran out of weed</p><p>He resorted to speed,</p><p>That schizoid young man from Verona.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Get Old]]></title><description><![CDATA[You get old.]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/you-get-old</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/you-get-old</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:05:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You get old.</p><p>What&#8217;s the difference?</p><p>From the inside not so much.</p><p>In many ways</p><p>You are still</p><p>The same old you.</p><p>But from the outside - </p><p>Say in the mirror- </p><p>Who the guck is that old git!</p><p>It&#8217;s a shock best avoided if you can.</p><p>Keeping the Denial going is the key.</p><p>Yes OK! That old geezer is me!</p><p>There&#8217;s no need to make a song about it!</p><p>Or a dance, come to that,</p><p>Something else you no longer seem to be,</p><p>Quite so flexible and free</p><p>At as you used to be.</p><p>So what&#8217;s the answer?</p><p>Here&#8217;s the key:</p><p>There isn&#8217;t one!</p><p>Not in reality.</p><p>You need to take refuge </p><p>In Fantasy!</p><p>As you pass shop windows,</p><p>(Hobbling along!)</p><p>Keep your eyes</p><p>In a straight ahead direction.</p><p>Look at anything</p><p>But your own reflection!</p><p>Think youthful thoughts,</p><p>And when you breathe,</p><p>Try not to do it,</p><p>Quite so stertorously!</p><p>Do not gasp,</p><p>Or give the impression,</p><p>To passers-by,</p><p>That you might be</p><p>About to die!&#128128;</p><p>It&#8217;s all in the mind,</p><p> But if it&#8217;s also </p><p>In the heart&#10084;&#65039;</p><p>Then if you want to</p><p>Stay on track,</p><p>Make sure the next word </p><p>Isn&#8217;t &#8216;Attack!&#8217;</p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Natural State Of MAN]]></title><description><![CDATA[An officer and gentleman]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/the-natural-state-of-man</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/the-natural-state-of-man</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 10:36:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An officer and gentleman</p><p>Who never went to war,</p><p>He&#8217;s much too polite </p><p>To get in a fight.</p><p>I say I&#8217;m awfully sorry!</p><p>I really didn&#8217;t mean</p><p>To barge in!</p><p>That&#8217;s quite OK!</p><p>I mean to say,</p><p>Don&#8217;t I know your sister?</p><p>She&#8217;s lots of fun!</p><p>Especially when she&#8217;s had</p><p>A couple of rums!</p><p>Would you say that?</p><p>You ARE talking about</p><p>My sister you know.</p><p>I wouldn&#8217;t want to have</p><p>To knock your block off!</p><p>You and whose army matey!</p><p>I&#8217;d like to see you,</p><p>You stupid toff!</p><p>You beastly oik!</p><p>I wouldn&#8217;t want to BE you!</p><p>You can just fuck off!</p><p>Fight fight fight!</p><p>Oh the delight </p><p>Of getting the testosterone</p><p>Out into the light.</p><p>Gent or oik,</p><p>They&#8217;re all the same,</p><p>When it comes to being right,</p><p>In the endless game </p><p>Of Mano a Mano.</p><p>Which doesn&#8217;t actually mean,</p><p>What it sounds like.</p><p>Want to make something of it?</p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[More Nonsense(Ode to Muddle)]]></title><description><![CDATA[O boo O boo O hoo!]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/more-nonsenseode-to-muddle</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/more-nonsenseode-to-muddle</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2026 09:27:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O boo O boo O hoo!</p><p>Whatever shall we do?</p><p>I haven&#8217;t got a clue!</p><p>I was thinking of asking you.</p><p>You are so very wise,</p><p>At least compared to me!</p><p>So what would you advise?</p><p>I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m all at sea</p><p>When it comes to this kind of thing.</p><p>I never seem to know</p><p>Which way I should go,</p><p>And I always get it wrong.</p><p>You&#8217;ve no idea how I long</p><p>To be the one who knows</p><p>Exactly how it goes,</p><p>And so is always right.</p><p>And not just on the night,</p><p>But almost all the time,</p><p>And what&#8217;s more makes it rhyme!!</p><p></p><p>I wish my life could be</p><p>A clear and tranquil sea,</p><p>With calm and sunny skies,</p><p>And peace&#9774;&#65039; still dropping slow,</p><p>Like the poet used to know.</p><p>Instead of which we find</p><p>A Muddle left behind,</p><p>For all the world to see,</p><p>In memory of me!</p><p>Oh well, that&#8217;s how it goes,</p><p>For most of us I suppose,</p><p>And like Winnie without the Pooh,</p><p>We somehow muddle through!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Bunch Of Bastards]]></title><description><![CDATA[We.Do.Not.]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-bunch-of-bastards</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-bunch-of-bastards</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 11:48:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We.Do.Not. Want.War.</p><p>That&#8217;s speaking for me.</p><p>And millions and billions like me, you see,</p><p>Who do not feel the need to fight and die ,</p><p>Or have Death rain down on us from the sky.</p><p>We just want to be allowed to muddle through,</p><p>And do the things that humans like to do,</p><p>Like love and work and dream and all the rest,</p><p>NOT dreams of World Domination</p><p>Like The Few.</p><p>This Bunch of Bastards</p><p>Who - you can count them on one hand,</p><p>Versus us billions ,</p><p>Yet who somehow get</p><p>To call the shots.</p><p>And I DO mean shots!</p><p>Lots and lots</p><p>Of bangs and bombs and ruined lives -</p><p>Not theirs of course!</p><p>Oh no! They are immune!</p><p>They only  call the tune,</p><p>Which goes Win Win.</p><p>Too bad if you don&#8217;t like it!</p><p>Who are you to say?</p><p>When we have all the power and money and the rest ,</p><p>To make or break the millions of peaceful lives</p><p>That you all live.</p><p>It simply will not do!</p><p>We have a war to wage,</p><p>And probably two!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Money Trouble]]></title><description><![CDATA[Went to the bank]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/money-trouble</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/money-trouble</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 12:21:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Went to the bank</p><p>This merry morn</p><p>To try to get my money to be</p><p>In a state that I could see,</p><p>Comprehensively.</p><p>I saw a nice lady</p><p>Who came to my aid,</p><p>But spoke a different language to me.</p><p>She said now let me see-</p><p>Do you have a user- name or password</p><p>That refers to your account?</p><p>I said I just need the amount</p><p>Of money I can spend or save</p><p>Before I&#8217;m in my grave.</p><p>I&#8217;m eighty-three you see,</p><p>And I&#8217;m afraid my memory</p><p>Isn&#8217;t all it used to be!</p><p>She said well that&#8217;s too bad,</p><p>Because all the money you had</p><p>Has gone.</p><p>And if you can&#8217;t recall</p><p>What you did with it all,</p><p>Then there&#8217;s nothing much we can do</p><p>But close your account and say-</p><p>Have a nice day!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A question of Corvids!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rooks and crows,]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-question-of-corvids</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/a-question-of-corvids</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 12:11:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rooks and crows,</p><p>Rooks and crows,</p><p>Which is which?</p><p>Does anyone know?</p><p>Both are black,</p><p>And both go Caw!</p><p>Which, come to think of it,</p><p>Does the Jackdaw.</p><p>And what, you might say,</p><p>About the Raven?&#128038;&#8205;&#11035; </p><p>Made strangely popular </p><p>By Edgar Alan Poe,</p><p>That&#8217;s not the only thing</p><p>You need to know!</p><p>Because if the London Tower ravens</p><p>Ever fly away </p><p>Then the Kingdom will fall!</p><p>Oh terrible day!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[When Will They Ever Learn.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When will they ever learn]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/when-will-they-ever-learn</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/when-will-they-ever-learn</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 10:42:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When will they ever learn</p><p>That nothing good</p><p>EVER comes of war.</p><p>Just a lot of suffering and pain,</p><p>And money down the drain.</p><p>How can we explain,</p><p>Who are the led,</p><p>To the leaders</p><p>Who decide our fate,</p><p>Who never seem to listen</p><p>But just go ahead</p><p>Instead.</p><p>Until a lot of people</p><p>Are dead.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I mean, like another planet or world?]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/is-there-anybody-out-there</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/is-there-anybody-out-there</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 09:46:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mean, like another planet or world?</p><p>Things around here are getting a bit mucking futch!</p><p>Somewhere with no politicians would be good,</p><p>Who keep getting it wrong and then changing their mind,</p><p>Only to get it even wronger the second time.</p><p>Also, the water might be free,</p><p>And other things, that grow on the trees, or </p><p>Swim in the seas, you know what I mean.</p><p>An idyllic Utopia !!</p><p>None of this is very likely I know.</p><p>Most likely be reached in the mind,</p><p>I think you&#8217;ll find ,</p><p>Than any spacecraft.</p><p>And that river I failed to mention,</p><p>Is probably DeNial!!!!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[ONCE UPON A TIME.]]></title><description><![CDATA[ONCE UPON A TIME]]></description><link>https://ianross77.substack.com/p/once-upon-a-time</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://ianross77.substack.com/p/once-upon-a-time</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[IAN  ROSS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2026 09:32:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jYWU!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F12effc95-69aa-48c7-9d65-0cd013e0fb1c_144x144.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ONCE UPON A TIME</p><p>Is a good way to start</p><p>A story or a rhyme.</p><blockquote><p>And then what? You May say. </p></blockquote><p>Expectations are high</p><p>From those evocative words.</p><p>I mean is there a point</p><p>You&#8217;re trying to make,</p><p>Or are you just wasting my time!</p><p></p><div><hr></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>