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What I Learned From Getting Fired From Burger King
notes on desire, pudding, having it MY WAY, and brighter days ahead
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Welcome to Christmas Town
Deconstructing a Hallmark holiday classic
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Perfect Day
Remembering a weekend with friends in the late summer of 2012
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The Anti-Cosmetic Surgery Essay Every Woman Should Read
Long Live the Old Flesh
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ugly girl manifesto
people on here often ask me: “father_karine, is it difficult being the only alleged female poster on substack who doesn’t post pictures of herself?”
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Molly Mae
Oh, Molly Mae.
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Anatomy of a Bachelorette
Fear and Self-Loathing in Las Vegas
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trailer park tales
notes on classism, country castration, catfish, 7-layer bean dip, and henry david thoreau
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12/21 - girls' trip to the gulag
my friend got cheated on so i dragged her down to Brighton Beach
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rich lady things
a list of 10 things any self-respecting rich lady simply must possess
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an open letter to my dog who, if i'm being completely honest, lowkey kinda sucks
but i love him anyway
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A SECOND manic list of 10 film scenes I believe all men love and why they love them, according to me (a woman who's been drinking)
When I first wrote the prequel to this post, I thought “there’s no way I’ll ever do another one of these.” My soft, feminine mind could not grasp the…
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