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Unstuck Horoscopes for the Axis of Sagittarius and Gemini
Aligned with the minor arcana for Swiftness and Fortitude, a galvanizing full moon opposite Uranus might be what we needed to break through stasis.
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War Were Declared: Horoscopes To Finish Out Mars in Aries
The war god is having big feelings, and we have the next ten days to make them work in our favor.
May 8
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Aries Chaos Orgy + New Moon Horoscopes
The current conflagration in Aries wants to overwhelm us, but this Moon can help decelerate the madness if we use it wisely.
Apr 18
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Dear Saturn. Fuck You.
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Astro Forecast 3.21.25: Goodbye, Pisces, and Thanks for All the Fucked Up Fish
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Astro Forecast 3.29.25: Neptune in Aries Is Ready To Party Like It's 1862
Mar 29, 2025
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Astro Forecast 2.17.26: Unfortunately, This Will Not Be Over Anytime Soon
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Astro Forecast 3.12.25: Eclipse Season is Here and Holy Shit We're Fucked
Mar 13, 2025
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Super-Pissed-Loudmouth-Super-Moon-Mercury-in-Scorpio Horoscopes
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Mercury and Mars Walk Into a Bar and Light It on Fire...
The fog of war will burn off in Aries. Brutal reality is what remains.
Apr 15
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Astro Forecast 2.17.26: Unfortunately, This Will Not Be Over Anytime Soon
The outer planets are nearly aligned to their original, shit-disturbing, revolutionary positions. It's only the beginning.
Feb 18
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Dear Saturn. Fuck You.
The sorrowful abyss of malefic planets in late Pisces.
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Uranian, Shit-Disturbing Holiday Horoscopes
A lunar cycle entwined with Mercury and a retrograde Uranus laid the foundation for an experimental, disruptive holiday season. Don your table-flipping…
Dec 3, 2025
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Tarotscope Review: Judgement is Nigh
Lats week's collective tarot draws reflected our need for a massive social and cultural reckoning. The cards know who is guilty.
Nov 19, 2025
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Astro News 11.6.25: Setting Fire to The Rain
A grand water trine, led by the terrifying house of Scorpio, is escorting us into the dramatic emotions and long shadows of late fall. But Mars can burn…
Nov 6, 2025
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The Mystical Resistance Season 2: Charlie Kirk Was a Dark Magic Sacrifice, Prove Us Wrong
Eclipse seasons are notorious for killing solar figures, and this last one seems to have opened a hell mouth.
Nov 3, 2025
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Super-Pissed-Loudmouth-Super-Moon-Mercury-in-Scorpio Horoscopes
Quadruple Mars significations in the sky indicate we aren't just dreaming of war this month; we're becoming fluent in the language of violence.
Oct 8, 2025
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Astro Review 10.03.25: The Express Elevator to Hell
In the last fortnight, the sun crept into Libra, eclipse season kept eclipse-ing, and we began our downhill run toward the dark underworld. This month…
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